Friday, January 30, 2009

Another Moment From Work (That I'll Never Get Back)

Bryan holds his phone on his shoulder. He presses a couple of buttons…

Bryan
Naheed, he’s coming to you.

He hangs up his phone.

Bryan
Careful, he’s breathing through his mouth.

Naheed’s phone rings. She answers it.

Bryan
He sounded like Dick Cheney when he threw his back out.

Michael
What was he doing when he hurt his back?

Bryan
I don’t know, but he was probably breathing heavy.

Michael
He was probably bowling with the devil.

Bryan
Probably.

Michael
Except when Dick Cheney bowls, the ball is white and the pins are black.

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