Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Another Moment From Work...

Bryan
This says Watchmen is 2 hours and 43 minutes! I don't think I'll stay awake that long.

Michael
Don't worry, you'll have me and Gavin sitting beside you.

Bryan
It also says that Dr. Manhatten is naked for most of the movie.

Michael
Yes, and you see the floppy dangle of his skyscraper the whole time.

Bryan
Oh dear Lord.

Michael
You get long, lingering looks at the statue of liberty.

Bryan
We get to see the wide expanse of his central park.

Michael
We can -

Bryan
Really, there are just too many landmarks in New York, this could go on all day.

(Pause)

Bryan
The graceful art-deco thrust of his Chrysler Building.

7 comments:

  1. These are my favorite posts of all.

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  2. Oh, and the succulent curves of his Guggenheims?

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  3. ummm...wow. inappropriately fantastic.

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  5. Agh, I posted with some crappy grammar. Darn my reservation education. What I wanted to say was, can you and Bryan write up a whole book of your chitchat? I want to read it.

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  6. Hahahaha the Chrysler Building was the best. The narrow corridor of his Times Square.

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  7. The strangely angular creepiness of his Flat Iron Building....? Im not sure if this one works, but I like it anyway.

    Patrick

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