Bryan and Michael take their desks at 8:00 am.
Michael
All right, you know what I don't get?
Bryan
What?
Michael
In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Yoda is jumpin around, doin' all these back flips and what not.
Bryan
Yeah?
Michael
Well, there's only like, 18 years between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope. Yoda is eight hundred years old! He's agile in one movie, then on death's door the next.
Bryan
Hey, hey, hey. Michael, the difference between eight hundred and eight hundred and eighteen years old, well, it's larger than the outer rim.
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Yeah, ya know, that and the swamps of Degobah can really slow a guy down...
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