Bryan, dressed in a new, tailored suit, sits at his desk. Michael looks at his computer while Naheed stands in their cubicle.
It's Valentine's day. Every place is going to be "romantic."
Not Hot Doug's Gourmet Encased Meats.
Did you just make that up?
No. Of course not.
Naheed changes the subject.
The only thing your outfit needs now is a briefcase.
Yes, a briefcase. I can bring it on my "romantic dinner."
Before Michael can respond to Bryan's patronizing sarcasm-
I can keep my condoms in it.