Monday, February 9, 2009

Another Moment From Work (That I'll Never Get Back)

Naheed stands, talking to Michael and Bryan.

Naheed
You should get the Turkey Club. It's so good, and it's so big, I always get it but without the bacon.

Bryan
What? No bacon?

Naheed
I don't like it. I have them take it out.

Bryan's mouth hangs agape in disbelief.

Bryan
How you gonna have a club with no bacon?

Naheed
I just don't like it. I don't like most pork meats.

Bryan
Girl, you ain't right.

Minutes pass. Michael and Bryan busy themselves with their work, and then -

Bryan
I mean, it's like the bedrock of a club.
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3 comments:

  1. EricFebruary 9, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    I think Bryan needs to start a rival blog that gives us the moments in between the moments. I want more, dammit!

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  2. IngridFebruary 9, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    what planet is this naheed person from? u don't have to be down with all parts of the swine but damn... ;-p

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  3. Mike CFebruary 9, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    I know, right. Bacon makes almost everything better. And I only say "almost" because I don't want to get caught up and say "everything" when there just might be something that bacon doesn't make better. Like angioplasties.

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