Another Moment From Work (That I'll Never Get Back)

Michael and Naheed stand near Bryan as he sits at his desk with a defensive posture.

Michael continues his rant.

Michael
Any time a man makes a sudden acquisition of clothing and accessories that means he's interested in a lady. I mean, look at me, the last time I bought any clothes was before Pilgrimage, where I was going to meet all sorts of women.

Michael looks at Naheed.

Michael (quietly)
That's not really why I was there.

Bryan
Oh yes it was! The first thing Michael says is always the truth. It's like he's got a truth Tourette's.

Michael
Come on!

Bryan
The second thing he says is always socially acceptable, but the first thing is where he's at.